Love, Like Justice, Is Blind

I have a type.  I was thinking of this in terms of some tabloid TV show's promised countdown of the hottest guys of the past decade, which prompted me to consider my own list.  This is what I came up with.

1.  Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson

The more shirtless (less shirted?), the better.

2.  Naveen Andrews

Slightly too much shirt.

3.  Jimmy Smits

Criminally over-shirted.

4.  Javier Bardem

Charmingly shirtless, and now with 25% more erection!

All are barrel-chested caramel-hued men.  All are the exact opposite of the man I married, who looks more like this than any other celebrity I can imagine:

Flowers?  For me?  Oh, SLB, you shouldn't have!

When asked if he wanted to be represented by Teenwolf or Alex P. Keaton, SLB requested Doc Hollywood.  Noted and delivered, my love.

Fate, she is a cruel mistress.  But then so am I, so I suppose we'll call it no harm, no foul.