1. Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
The more shirtless (less shirted?), the better.
2. Naveen Andrews
Slightly too much shirt.
3. Jimmy Smits
4. Javier Bardem
Charmingly shirtless, and now with 25% more erection!
All are barrel-chested caramel-hued men. All are the exact opposite of the man I married, who looks more like this than any other celebrity I can imagine:
Flowers? For me? Oh, SLB, you shouldn't have!
When asked if he wanted to be represented by Teenwolf or Alex P. Keaton, SLB requested Doc Hollywood. Noted and delivered, my love.
Fate, she is a cruel mistress. But then so am I, so I suppose we'll call it no harm, no foul.