Saturday, December 19, 2009

Amendments and Updates

1.  You already know about my delight in the Mariners signing Chone Figgins, my favorite funny-named baseball player, but did you also know that Milton Bradley, my 3rd favorite funny-named baseball player, just signed to become a Mariner, too?  Viva!  Viva!  Now we only need the Royals' Coco Crisp (#2 with a bullet) to become a Mariner, and my baseball life will be complete.

With the talent and the disposition to suit his name:  Milton Bradley

2.  I completely forgot that Susan Sarandon played Sister Helen Prejean in Dead Man Walking

Now that is one hot nun supreme, friends.  I'm in a good position to judge, too, because she was my first client when I was selling rare books on Madison Avenue.  She was perfectly luminous even in yoga pants and a puffy coat, and she smelled like an angel.  I am embarrassed to have left her off of the hot nun list.  Please, Ms. Sarandon, forgive me this oversight.  I know not what I do.

3.  And that -

- is one cute baby.

1 comment:

Dad Solo said...

My favorite baseball name was a pitcher in the 1910s and '20s:

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