"Is this thing on?"
to accompany this shirt, an old favorite that I desperately need to replace now that my outlandish mom bosom has rendered it obscene.
"Oh, yeah. IT'S ON."
And, as a treat for you readers, here is a picture showing me firmly in my element. Here I am chaperoning prom in 2008, dominating the stage and soundwaves with my earnest yelling and wearing a totally jackass outfit. Ah! The memories! The years of consistent and endless jackassery! Beautiful nostalgia, take me away on your ear-splitting wings!
Nothing says "the best night of your high school lives" like this lady right here. REALLY, REALLY LOUDLY.