What's up, peeps, or should I say disciples? It's my Jesus year, so bring me some water, and I will turn it into pink champagne, drink it, and then burp so loudly that your eardrums burst and you bleed from the ears.
I said nothing about being a benevolent deity.
Also I'm going to treat myself to this, a mug featuring this image,
Happy birthday to me! May my 33rd be the best and holiest yet!