Happy to start. Excellent table manners.
Mama prepared a delicious repast. "Wait, now. What?"
"What if I just teethe on the bowl? That's a compromise, right? Right? Mom? Dad? Right?"
"Why, Mommy, why? Oh, the humanity! The horror!"
"Bananas are dumb, but YOU'RE awesome, Daddy."
"Yeah, it was a little fun..."
.. but let's not make a habit of it."