Critical Juncture

To be fair, now that I've made fun of my baby's looks, Mama isn't looking that hot, either.  But the growout has reached Zach Braff proportions, so it's all roses and sugarplums from here.

Witness:

SLB is a lucky man. 

Off to remind him that I'm the best he can do in case his self-esteem suddenly spikes and he leaves us...