102 (or thereabouts). Go on Jeopardy, win money, and express extreme disappointment in Alex Trebek's moustachiolessness.
Good.
Better.
103 (or thereabouts). One time, randomly, in a spirit of celebrating the mundane, buy the next round for the entire bar. Bonus points for telling everyone it's because I found out that I'm pregnant after I dramatically drain my glass.
Viva!
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